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Gulfstream Park
Sunday, Mar 09, 2025
Race 1
Off at: 12:54 Race type: Claiming
Age Restriction:
Four Year Old and Upward
Sex Restriction:
Fillies and Mares
Purse: $28,000
Distance: One And One Sixteenth Miles On The All Weather Track
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 1:42.61
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
3 |
Bet Stormy | Edgard J. Zayas | 8.40 | 3.40 | 3.00 |
6 |
Burnaway | Paco Lopez | 2.40 | 2.20 | |
7 |
Diamonds for Lily | Micah J. Husbands | 6.20 |
Also ran:
8 -
Mexican Sugar
, 5 -
Bomb Squad
, 4 -
Puckered
, 2 -
Gullfaxi
Scratched horses:
Reassess
(Veterinarian)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Exacta | 3-6 | 9.80 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 3-6-7-8 | 49.06 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 3-6-7 | 46.40 |
Winning Breeder: BHMFR, LLC
Winning Owner: Skymac Stables LLC and Stefania Farms, LLC
Winning Trainer:
Saffie A. Joseph, Jr.
Race 1
Claiming
$28,000 1 1/16 Ms All Weather Track Fast 12:54 1:42.61
Fillies and Mares Four Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
3
Bet Stormy
|
8.40 | 3.40 | 3.00 |
|
6
Burnaway
|
2.40 | 2.20 | |
|
7
Diamonds for Lily
|
6.20 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Exacta | 3-6 | 9.80 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 3-6-7-8 | 49.06 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 3-6-7 | 46.40 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Skymac Stables LLC and Stefania Farms, LLC
Winning Trainer: Saffie A. Joseph, Jr.
Winning Jockey: Edgard J. Zayas
Winning Sire: Get Stormy
Race 2
Off at: 1:29 Race type: Maiden Special Weight
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old
Sex Restriction:
Fillies
Purse: $94,000
Distance: One Mile On The Turf
Track Condition: Firm
Winning Time: 1:34.59
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
Bunratty Manor (IRE) | Luis Saez | 7.60 | 3.80 | 2.80 |
8 |
Double Jeopardy | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 5.20 | 3.60 | |
5 |
Chelsey's Choice | Junior Alvarado | 2.80 |
Also ran:
7 -
Scarlet Sands
, 3 -
Eagle Rising
, 11 -
Oak Alley
, 1 -
Bit of Frost
, 2 -
Amourette
, 10 -
Scarlett's Halo
, 9 -
Merion Road
, 12 -
Bea Trix
, 6 -
Taratel
Scratched horses:
Sweet Mackenzie
(Also-Eligible)
,
Keepthedreamalive
(Also-Eligible)
,
Romina
(Also-Eligible)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Daily Double | 3-4 | 20.80 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-8 | 22.60 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-8-5-7 | 128.89 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-8-5 | 32.35 |
Winning Breeder: Yulong Investments (Australia) Pty
Winning Owner: Three Diamonds Farm
Winning Trainer:
George R. Arnold II
Race 2
Maiden Special Weight
$94,000 1 M Turf Firm 1:29 1:34.59
Fillies Three Year Old
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
4
Bunratty Manor (IRE)
|
7.60 | 3.80 | 2.80 |
|
8
Double Jeopardy
|
5.20 | 3.60 | |
|
5
Chelsey's Choice
|
2.80 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Daily Double | 3-4 | 20.80 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-8 | 22.60 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-8-5-7 | 128.89 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-8-5 | 32.35 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Three Diamonds Farm
Winning Trainer: George R. Arnold II
Winning Jockey: Luis Saez
Winning Sire: No Nay Never
Race 3
Off at: 2:04 Race type: Maiden Claiming
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old and Upward
Purse: $25,000
Distance: Five Furlongs On The All Weather Track
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 56.55
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
5 |
Cut'em Loose | Miguel Angel Vasquez | 44.00 | 11.00 | 4.20 |
7 |
Tricky Tiger | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 2.40 | 2.10 | |
4 |
Insanity It Seems | Jose E. Morelos | 2.20 |
Also ran:
3 -
Bernardo's Legacy
, 1 -
I'm No Angel
, 2 -
Orange Lake
Scratched horses:
But Now Am Found
(Veterinarian)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 3-4-5 (3 correct) | 915.60 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-5 | 111.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-7 | 54.20 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-7-4-3 | 33.80 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-7-4 | 136.00 |
Winning Breeder: Bruno Schickedanz
Winning Owner: Bruno Schickedanz
Winning Trainer:
Jose Garoffalo
Race 3
Maiden Claiming
$25,000 5 F All Weather Track Fast 2:04 56.55
Three Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
5
Cut'em Loose
|
44.00 | 11.00 | 4.20 |
|
7
Tricky Tiger
|
2.40 | 2.10 | |
|
4
Insanity It Seems
|
2.20 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 3-4-5 (3 correct) | 915.60 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-5 | 111.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-7 | 54.20 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-7-4-3 | 33.80 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-7-4 | 136.00 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Bruno Schickedanz
Winning Trainer: Jose Garoffalo
Winning Jockey: Miguel Angel Vasquez
Winning Sire: Mr. Scotty
Race 4
Off at: 2:38 Race type: Claiming
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old and Upward
Purse: $41,000
Distance: Six Furlongs On The Dirt
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 1:10.56
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
Tshiebwe | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 4.00 | 2.40 | 2.10 |
2 |
Divo d'Oro | Jorge Ruiz | 4.00 | 2.80 | |
3 |
Danzig Chips | Luis Saez | 3.20 |
Also ran:
1 -
Top Maverick
, 6 -
Nostalgia's Smile
Scratched horses:
Focusyn
(Veterinarian)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 4-5-4 (3 correct) | 383.90 |
| $1 Daily Double | 5-4 | 89.10 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-2 | 6.10 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-2-3-1 | 2.76 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-2-3 | 10.10 |
Winning Breeder: Justin Munoz
Winning Owner: JC Racing Stable (Jose Castro)
Winning Trainer:
Carlos Narvaez
Race 4
Claiming
$41,000 6 F Dirt Fast 2:38 1:10.56
Three Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
4
Tshiebwe
|
4.00 | 2.40 | 2.10 |
|
2
Divo d'Oro
|
4.00 | 2.80 | |
|
3
Danzig Chips
|
3.20 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 4-5-4 (3 correct) | 383.90 |
| $1 Daily Double | 5-4 | 89.10 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-2 | 6.10 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-2-3-1 | 2.76 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-2-3 | 10.10 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: JC Racing Stable (Jose Castro)
Winning Trainer: Carlos Narvaez
Winning Jockey: Irad Ortiz, Jr.
Winning Sire: Race Day
Race 5
Off at: 3:13 Race type: Maiden Special Weight
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old and Upward
Purse: $94,000
Distance: Five Furlongs On The Turf
Track Condition: Firm
Winning Time: 55.29
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Send Cash | Tyler Gaffalione | 3.00 | 2.10 | 2.10 |
5 |
Senor Marcelo (IRE)
|
Edwin Gonzalez | 3.00 | 2.60 | |
7 |
Cousin Ed | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 3.60 |
Also ran:
6 -
White Whale
, 8 -
Woodspoint
, 4 -
Notorious
, 3 -
More Therapy
Scratched horses:
Saint Allen
(Trainer)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 5-4-1 (3 correct) | 272.10 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 4/13/14/15-5-4/5-1/2 (4 correct) | 579.35 |
| $0.50 Pick 5 | 3-4/13/14/15-5-4/5-1/2 (5 correct) | 2,792.85 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-1 | 3.70 |
| $1 Exacta | 1-5 | 4.90 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 1-5-7-6 | 5.04 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 1-5-7 | 10.70 |
Winning Breeder: Klein Racing
Winning Owner: Klein Racing
Winning Trainer:
Cherie DeVaux
Race 5
Maiden Special Weight
$94,000 5 F Turf Firm 3:13 55.29
Three Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
1
Send Cash
|
3.00 | 2.10 | 2.10 |
|
5
Senor Marcelo (IRE)
|
3.00 | 2.60 | |
|
7
Cousin Ed
|
3.60 |
Denotes OBS Graduate
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 5-4-1 (3 correct) | 272.10 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 4/13/14/15-5-4/5-1/2 (4 correct) | 579.35 |
| $0.50 Pick 5 | 3-4/13/14/15-5-4/5-1/2 (5 correct) | 2,792.85 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-1 | 3.70 |
| $1 Exacta | 1-5 | 4.90 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 1-5-7-6 | 5.04 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 1-5-7 | 10.70 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Klein Racing
Winning Trainer: Cherie DeVaux
Winning Jockey: Tyler Gaffalione
Winning Sire: Mendelssohn
Race 6
Off at: 3:42 Race type: Claiming
Age Restriction:
Four Year Old and Upward
Purse: $44,000
Distance: Seven Furlongs On The Dirt
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 1:22.48
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
5 |
Pure Class | Edwin Gonzalez | 11.20 | 5.00 | 3.60 |
6 |
Gatsby | Luis Saez | 5.00 | 3.40 | |
3 |
Cadet Corps | Paco Lopez | 4.00 |
Also ran:
2 -
Roar Ready
, 7 -
Smooth Flyin Mike
, 4 -
Thought
Scratched horses:
Old Chestnut
(Trainer)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 4-1-5 (3 correct) | 24.40 |
| $1 Daily Double | 1-5 | 10.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-6 | 25.30 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-6-3-2 | 42.16 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-6-3 | 52.10 |
Winning Breeder: Alex Lieblong & JoAnn Lieblong
Winning Owner: Lieblong, Alex and JoAnn
Winning Trainer:
David Fawkes
Race 6
Claiming
$44,000 7 F Dirt Fast 3:42 1:22.48
Four Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
5
Pure Class
|
11.20 | 5.00 | 3.60 |
|
6
Gatsby
|
5.00 | 3.40 | |
|
3
Cadet Corps
|
4.00 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 4-1-5 (3 correct) | 24.40 |
| $1 Daily Double | 1-5 | 10.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-6 | 25.30 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-6-3-2 | 42.16 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-6-3 | 52.10 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Lieblong, Alex and JoAnn
Winning Trainer: David Fawkes
Winning Jockey: Edwin Gonzalez
Winning Sire: The Big Beast
Race 7
Off at: 4:12 Race type: Maiden Special Weight
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old and Upward
Purse: $94,000
Distance: One And Three Eighth Miles On The Turf
Track Condition: Firm
Winning Time: 2:12.59
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2 |
Padiddle | Leonel Reyes | 9.20 | 4.20 | 2.60 |
6 |
Pacific Front | Luis Saez | 3.80 | 2.40 | |
1 |
Competitive Threat (IRE) | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 2.40 |
Also ran:
9 -
Cognoscenti
, 8 -
This Country
, 5 -
Alittlebitnaughty
Scratched horses:
Human Desire
(Re-entered)
,
El Zain
(Trainer)
,
Loveumissumeanit
(Veterinarian)
,
Sumood
(Trainer)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 1-5-2 (3 correct) | 77.90 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 4/5-1/2-5-2 (4 correct) | 74.45 |
| $1 Daily Double | 5-2 | 53.20 |
| $1 Exacta | 2-6 | 18.70 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 2-6-1-9 | 10.46 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 2-6-1 | 19.75 |
Winning Breeder: Frankfort Park Farm
Winning Owner: Imaginary Stables
Winning Trainer:
Fernando Abreu
Race 7
Maiden Special Weight
$94,000 1 3/8 Ms Turf Firm 4:12 2:12.59
Three Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2
Padiddle
|
9.20 | 4.20 | 2.60 |
|
6
Pacific Front
|
3.80 | 2.40 | |
|
1
Competitive Threat (IRE)
|
2.40 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 1-5-2 (3 correct) | 77.90 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 4/5-1/2-5-2 (4 correct) | 74.45 |
| $1 Daily Double | 5-2 | 53.20 |
| $1 Exacta | 2-6 | 18.70 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 2-6-1-9 | 10.46 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 2-6-1 | 19.75 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Imaginary Stables
Winning Trainer: Fernando Abreu
Winning Jockey: Leonel Reyes
Winning Sire: Empire Maker
Race 8
Off at: 4:42 Race type: Starter Allowance
Age Restriction:
Four Year Old and Upward
Sex Restriction:
Fillies and Mares
Purse: $41,000
Distance: Five And One Half Furlongs On The All Weather Track
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 1:03.01
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
6 |
Baby Blocks | Paco Lopez | 7.60 | 3.60 | 3.00 |
5 |
Royally Blue | Jorge Ruiz | 2.60 | 2.20 | |
7 |
Not Guilty | Edgard J. Zayas | 3.80 |
Also ran:
2 -
Denver's Alley
, 4 -
St. Olaf Rose
, 3 -
Riena Bucchero
, 1 -
Now Showing
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 5-2-6 (3 correct) | 210.70 |
| $1 Daily Double | 2-6 | 25.70 |
| $1 Exacta | 6-5 | 9.10 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 6-5-7-2 | 17.24 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 6-5-7 | 22.00 |
Winning Breeder: Jessica M. Reddy
Winning Owner: Joseph Anthony Purpura
Winning Trainer:
Blake Kelly
Race 8
Starter Allowance
$41,000 5 1/2 F All Weather Track Fast 4:42 1:03.01
Fillies and Mares Four Year Old and Upward
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
6
Baby Blocks
|
7.60 | 3.60 | 3.00 |
|
5
Royally Blue
|
2.60 | 2.20 | |
|
7
Not Guilty
|
3.80 |
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 5-2-6 (3 correct) | 210.70 |
| $1 Daily Double | 2-6 | 25.70 |
| $1 Exacta | 6-5 | 9.10 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 6-5-7-2 | 17.24 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 6-5-7 | 22.00 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Joseph Anthony Purpura
Winning Trainer: Blake Kelly
Winning Jockey: Paco Lopez
Winning Sire: Rogueish
Race 9
Off at: 5:13 Race type: Allowance Optional Claiming
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old
Purse: $96,000
Distance: One Mile On The Dirt
Track Condition: Fast
Winning Time: 1:36.59
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
4 |
Praetor | Tyler Gaffalione | 2.80 | 2.10 | 2.10 |
3 |
Kinetic Control | Junior Alvarado | 3.00 | 2.20 | |
2 |
Bear Claw Necklace
|
Edgard J. Zayas | 3.20 |
Also ran:
1 -
C K Wonder
, 6 -
Possum
, 5 -
Jackson's Roar
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 2-6-4 (3 correct) | 46.80 |
| $1 Daily Double | 6-4 | 7.60 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-3 | 3.80 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-3-2-1 | 1.65 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-3-2 | 4.90 |
Winning Breeder: Bridlewood Farm & Alter's Racing Stables, Inc.
Winning Owner: Lawrence, William H., CHP Racing and Gainesway Stable (Antony Beck)
Winning Trainer:
Chad C. Brown
|
Sire of Praetor | Standing at Spendthrift Farm |
Race 9
Allowance Optional Claiming
$96,000 1 M Dirt Fast 5:13 1:36.59
Three Year Old
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
4
Praetor
|
2.80 | 2.10 | 2.10 |
|
3
Kinetic Control
|
3.00 | 2.20 | |
|
2
Bear Claw Necklace
|
3.20 |
Denotes OBS Graduate
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $1 Pick 3 | 2-6-4 (3 correct) | 46.80 |
| $1 Daily Double | 6-4 | 7.60 |
| $1 Exacta | 4-3 | 3.80 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 4-3-2-1 | 1.65 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 4-3-2 | 4.90 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Lawrence, William H., CHP Racing and Gainesway Stable (Antony Beck)
Winning Trainer: Chad C. Brown
Winning Jockey: Tyler Gaffalione
Winning Sire: Into Mischief
|
|
Sire of Praetor | Standing at Spendthrift Farm |
Race 10
Off at: 5:45 Race type: Allowance Optional Claiming
Age Restriction:
Three Year Old
Purse: $96,000
Distance: One And One Sixteenth Miles On The Turf
Track Condition: Firm
Winning Time: 1:40.17
| Pgm | Horse | Jockey | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
5 |
Versus
|
Joel Rosario | 7.60 | 3.60 | 2.60 |
7 |
Barricade | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | 3.20 | 2.40 | |
11 |
Tiz Dashing | John R. Velazquez | 3.20 |
Also ran:
3 -
Walking in Memphis
, 6 -
Ready for Peace
, 2 -
Captain Junuh
, 9 -
Concord Green
, 1 -
Gianluca Be Lucky
, 4 -
Governing Party
Scratched horses:
Koctel War
(Trainer)
,
Iron Hand
(Trainer)
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $3 Pick 3 | TROPICAL TURF: 1-2-5 (3 correct) | 155.40 |
| $1 Pick 3 | 6-4-5 (3 correct) | 31.30 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 2-6-4-5 (4 correct) | 108.95 |
| $0.50 Pick 5 | 5-2-6-4-5 (5 correct) | 978.05 |
| $0.20 Pick 6 Jackpot | 1/2-5-2-6-4-5 (6 correct) | 682.24 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-5 | 6.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-7 | 10.30 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-7-11-3 | 34.75 |
| $1 Super High Five | 5-7-11-3-6 | 989.20 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-7-11 | 20.65 |
Winning Breeder: Fox Run Homestead LLC
Winning Owner: Screen Door Stables LLC
Winning Trainer:
Kelly J. Breen
Race 10
Allowance Optional Claiming
$96,000 1 1/16 Ms Turf Firm 5:45 1:40.17
Three Year Old
| Pgm # - Horse | Win | Place | Show |
|---|---|---|---|
|
5
Versus
|
7.60 | 3.60 | 2.60 |
|
7
Barricade
|
3.20 | 2.40 | |
|
11
Tiz Dashing
|
3.20 |
Denotes OBS Graduate
| Wager type | Winning Numbers | Payoff |
|---|---|---|
| $3 Pick 3 | TROPICAL TURF: 1-2-5 (3 correct) | 155.40 |
| $1 Pick 3 | 6-4-5 (3 correct) | 31.30 |
| $0.50 Pick 4 | 2-6-4-5 (4 correct) | 108.95 |
| $0.50 Pick 5 | 5-2-6-4-5 (5 correct) | 978.05 |
| $0.20 Pick 6 Jackpot | 1/2-5-2-6-4-5 (6 correct) | 682.24 |
| $1 Daily Double | 4-5 | 6.00 |
| $1 Exacta | 5-7 | 10.30 |
| $0.10 Superfecta | 5-7-11-3 | 34.75 |
| $1 Super High Five | 5-7-11-3-6 | 989.20 |
| $0.50 Trifecta | 5-7-11 | 20.65 |
Order of Finish
Winning Owner: Screen Door Stables LLC
Winning Trainer: Kelly J. Breen
Winning Jockey: Joel Rosario
Winning Sire: Tiz the Law